Posts Tagged ‘white nipples


Google is Raping My Site!

I’m not sure if I can fucking handle this. I like to think of myself as a man of principle, I ‘stand up guy’ as they say and thus, even though I could be making a tidy packet off advertising on this site, I’ve chosen not to go that route because advertising is horse shit and it’s filling our minds with puke.

Me, I got bigger things in my crosshairs than a couple of Gs a month for some bullshit Life Insurance ads on my site.

So anyway, long story short, for some time now I’ve suspected that J-Rab is shit-your-pants crazy because she spotted some random advert on my site a few months back, which I promptly told her is not possible, because, well, I haven’t SOLD any advertising on the site.

Then today I get back from work and she grabs my hand, without saying a word, marches me to her laptop, and shows me the following:



It’s fucking Ayoba time?! It’s FUCKING AYOBA TIME?!?! Christ, what the fuck is going on here? Fuck you MTN and FUCK YOU GOOGLE for raping my site like this without my goddamn permission!

How do I stop this? Somebody help me out here, I mean for fuck’s sake, I HATE MTN and everything they stand for, does no one remember my ‘Death By Ayoba’ post?

God, the irony is killing me!

And even worse than that, they stuck this piece of filth up on my ‘White Nipples’ post. How DARE they defile the sacred White Nipples with this garbage?!

I give up. Seriously. I give the fuck up.

Have a great weekend. Me, I’ll be drinking myself to hell and back, screaming ‘AYOBA’ in the streets until the cops lock me the fuck up and hopefully end my misery.



White Nipples (NSFW)

So there’s this rumour going around, not sure if you guys might have heard it, but they tell me that it’s motherfuckingfridayfuckyeah!

If you’ve been reading and following this blog over the past few days, chances are you’re getting a little tired of my long and rambling tirades, so instead of getting on my high horse and writing a post that has intellectual and social relevance, today I decided to just say ‘screw it’ and post a pic Stikey sent me of a girl with white nipples.

Clever photoshopping or a rare genetic mutation, you decide.



Have a killer weekend guys, be safe and if you find any white nipples this weekend, be sure to send the pics my way 😉


A Word From The Kind Folks At Nokia

May 2020