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Somewhere back in time, Stikey and I were sitting in a kind of fort that we built out of tree branches, by a fire when he told me about the rabbit hole and how and where to find it.

Those early runs, we did a lot of them together, down into the hole, twisting through those crazy tunnels, digging new passages, unstoppable in every way.

Later he caught something down there, he got sick, those tunnels and the places they lead were full of spores and he just breathed in too many.


His grip on the world outside the Hole was lost and most of us, we thought he was done for.

But he fought back, he got back up by himself, and by himself he boarded the Hole up and bolted it shut, and hasn’t gone back since.

He’s smart, as adept at running a company as he is at fleecing you for every cent you have across a poker table. Money slides like mercury toward him and of all my friends, you bet your ass he will be the first to make a million.

There’s this line that Big Red used to say everytime he saw Stikey when we were growing up, it was a question, ‘Is he a Greek God, or a goddamn greek?’

The answer, I think, is that he’s both, which makes him a stand up guy to have on your side, but not a guy you’d want to fuck with if he isn’t.


Jessica Rabbit

Sexy amazing

Sexy amazing

The first one has to be Jessica Rabbit. The first one through the rabbit hole into this place. She was built for this, it’s natural for her and because of that, she’s faster and smarter than any of the ones that will follow.

But look closer, she’s not all animal, she loves animals, understand them, but she’s not all animal 😉

I met Jessica Rabbit seven years ago, back at Varsity.

A kind of electricity sparked off that night, the chemistry was undeniably strong, but the timing was lousy. It’s taken a long time for our lives to move in synch, but now that they do, things couldn’t be better.

J-Rab is smart, fun and sexy. She boxes clever and gives as good as she gets. She’s into rock music, sometimes the harder stuff like Seether, sometimes the more upbeat stuff like Kings of Leon and sometimes the sadder stuff like The Decemberists or The Wallflowers.

She steers clear of pop mainly, and she is more patient than any woman I have ever met when it comes to my continual and obsessive drive to always play and listen to new bands and music.

She has hazel eyes like mountain pools, deep enough to lose entire sentences in and a smile that I fell in love with instantly. She’s wild and passionate and beautiful.

But most importantly, she gets me. She laughs at my jokes and I laugh at hers, and as long as there is laughter, you can overcome anything.

A Word From The Kind Folks At Nokia

December 2019
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