03
May
10

Top Secret Weekend

Fuck, did we get up to some crazy shit this weekend, man-o-man. I fucking wish I could tell you guys about it, but I can’t, aaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!

How lame is that? It’s like starting a joke and then right at the end of it saying, ‘Umm, actually wait… that’s not how it goes… umm…’

[SFX: Crickets]

But yeah, I guess there’s no harm in sharing a few details.

Here is the weekend summed up in completely nonsensical bullet points:

  • I drove up and down the same kilometer of dirt road for nearly two hours
  • J-Rab mastered the art of being dead
  • We walked into a restaurant, ordered a plate of dry Nachos with melted cheese and a plate of bread, with me dressed like Euro-trash kiddie fiddler
  • A dream about a threesome with two other girls was dreamed
  • A fake drive-in was built in our garage
  • My dreams of winning the Xbox dwindled
  • I did grocery shopping
  • Yatse!

 

 

It bugged me at first living out here in the total solitude of weekend days when J-Rab had to work, but over time I’ve actually come to really enjoy it.

Cape Town is easing its way into winter. It’s the beginning of May and people are still walking around more often than not in shorts and T-shirts and generally the days still feel long and sunny.

Up here in the loft of ‘The Shed’ (as we now affectionately call our house) I can look out over a wine vineyard as I bash away at this keyboard, acres of neat rows of vines that are slowly turning a brownish red as winter approaches.

The lawn we planted a few weekends back is growing like crazy, it’s small but I still get a real kick out of taking my shoes off and walking around in circles over its surface. It’s especially fun at night, when you can look up at all the stars.

Life is getting better and better down here. Things might have been a bit rough in the beginning, and there were a lot of highs and lows in rapid succession, but overall, the highs are winning and I’m glad we live here in the sticks.

 

 

Even if all manner of animals (Anatolian shepherds, owls, geese and rats to name a few) keep us awake at night and The Shed is so badly constructed you can see outside through some of the gaps in the wood, it’s our little corner of the world, and nothing can touch us out here.

That and the fact that there’s just a good feeling I have going about this year right now, are pushing me to finally get off my ass and do what I’ve wanted to do my whole life.

Aaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh! Wish I could tell you, fuck!

What I can say though is that it’s all building up to the 200th Post Celebration that’s going to be happening here on TFW, which lands on the 17th May.

So not long now Party People.

Not long at all 😉

-ST

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6 Responses to “Top Secret Weekend”


  1. 1 Toffee Boy
    May 3, 2010 at 8:49 am

    Dude,

    That’s sounds awesome.

    Let me tell you some excellent news.

    I’ve started to… aaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh! Wish I could tell you, fuck!

  2. 3 jonno
    May 3, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    A penguin suit, a goofy smile and a sewing machine … and you can park your UPS truck anywhere.

  3. May 3, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    Ya, Toffee has a point dude! You used a pretty average plot device to hype post 200 going the Secret Squirrel route…

    You did however redeem yourself with those sneaky clues and that image from your matric dance 😉

    Toffee, wait until you see the shit that’s brewing. You will truly appreciate the build up. Slick is getting you moist. Like a generous lover he will take you *there* – I know, personally, the rumours are true! *It* is indeed *that* ginormous!

    Fuck, I *love* asterisks!

  4. 5 Toffee Boy
    May 4, 2010 at 9:58 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  5. 6 Toffee Boy
    May 4, 2010 at 10:00 am

    Oh Ja, May the 4th be with you.


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