26
Jan
10

It’s raining planes

The world we live in is one crazy place, that’s for damn sure. I walk into the office this morning and read on the front page of The Star that yet another plane has crashed, this time in Beirut. Authorities are saying the plane exploded after take off because of adverse weather conditions, which boggled my mind completely.

How exactly does a plane EXPLODE because of bad weather? Was it struck by the mother of all hail stones, which in turn ignited the fuselage and turned what was once a plane into a blazing ball of fire?

 

 

Sounds a little fishy to me, especially considering how many planes seem to be plummeting from the heavens these days. Just check out the site http://www.planecrashinfo.com/ for all the most recent plane crash statistics… or maybe don’t, depending on how terrified you want to be the next time the plane you’re on starts experiencing turbulence.

In 2009 alone there were three major plane crashes in which over 150 people died in each one – the Air France crash, the Yemenia Airlines crash and the Caspian Airlines crash. In the case of the Air France crash, it’s largely a mystery as to exactly what happened that caused the Airbus to plummet into the Atlantic Ocean, but I got’s me a theory, hot damn!

My buddy Mus is a pilot and he’s told me some VERY scary shit about the planes he’s flown. From what he’s said, there’s hardly a plane in the sky that doesn’t have some kind of fault or other that the pilot sometimes only finds hours into the flight.

 

 

In most cases it’s something minor, maybe an instrument here or there that isn’t reading accurately, but in other cases there can be seriously fucked up shit going on, and it’s in cases like that that an excellent pilot will make the difference between everyone ending up dead in the ocean, or back safe in their homes.

And that’s not to mention other shit that could go wrong. Take US Airways Flight 1549 for example. One minute they’re taking off and climbing steadily toward cruising altitude and the next BAM! Flock of geese outta nowhere!

The pilot of that flight, Captain Chesley Burnett "Sully" Sullenberger III became a legend when he safely landed the plane on the Hudson River and saved all 155 people on board. He was ranked second in Time Magazine’s Top 100 Most Influential Heroes and Icons of 2009, I just read the Wikipedia entry about him and it’s really inspirational stuff, I definitely think you should check it out.

 

 

But anyway, back to my theory.

I reckon with the recession that hit last year, aviation companies started cutting corners when it came to maintenance and proper safety checks of their planes, which is why planes seem to be literally dropping out of the sky all over the goddamn place.

So yeah, think about that the next time you climb in a giant steel bird and ascend heavenward, but don’t let it bum you out too much cause let’s face it, if a plane crashes and explodes in a blazing inferno it’s tickets for you pal, no matter how tight you do up your little seatbelt.

-ST

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3 Responses to “It’s raining planes”


  1. January 26, 2010 at 11:16 am

    Do you reckon we’ll have more fatalities from planes crashing on the way to the Soccer World Cup than we will from stabbings whilst guests are here? Or do you think the “stab-proof” vests available in the UK will make it a certainty?

    • January 26, 2010 at 11:34 am

      Let’s be frank, a stab-proof vest isn’t going to do much once us Saffers have had a few and are indulging in our favourite SA passtime – face-stabbing.

      Unless Protectorvest ups its game and offers FULL BODY KEVLAR, all the planes on earth could crash simultaneously and stabbing will still come out tops.

      Now that’s fucking AYOBA! 😉

      -ST

  2. January 27, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    Don’t worry about the plane wrecks that you always hear about, worry about the ones that never make it into the media.


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