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VOTE ZOLTRON!

Democracy is important, which is why today you should vote Zoltron.

Zoltron is not just any interplanetary conqueror / destroyer, Zoltron is also a kind and sensitive slavemaster who, as you can see in the picture below, happens to love nature and even has a plant that is his friend.

A vote for Zoltron is a vote for happiness, which is why his campaign slogan is “Think of the puppies”.

With Zoltron as your undisputed Lord and Master, you’ll never have to worry about getting a job because everyone will automatically be employed for Zoltron. You’ll also never have to feel self-conscious about how much you earn because everyone will earn the same amount!*

So c’mon. Be a pal and vote Zoltron. You know it’s right, I know it’s right and Zoltron, well, there is no right and wrong for Zoltron, just his undisputed rule or a slow and torturous death.

Have you thought of the puppies?

Vote Zoltron today!

 

 

-ST

*Nothing

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4 Responses to “VOTE ZOLTRON!”


  1. 1 dp
    May 19, 2011 at 5:02 pm

    I voted Zoltron… in my mind. Slcik, that must be the suavest I’ve ever seen you. Please stay like that forever!

  2. 3 Flavid
    May 19, 2011 at 9:16 pm

    ANC
    DA
    VOLTON X
    IFP
    CDA


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