If you had to ask me what I believe in, I don’t really know what I’d say. Organised religion seems really contrived and, let’s be honest, is pretty boring and preachy most of the time.
I do think there’s some kind of bigger, karmic system we’re a part of though, which is why I’ve decided to appeal to whatever Gods may be to reward anyone who visits this site today with a mind-blowing orgasm.
The beauty of a karmic gift of this nature is you can enjoy it by yourself or with (consenting) others, but just make sure you know what you’re getting yourself into. This isn’t your run-of-the-mill, make-a-funny-cum-face, roll-over-and-go-to-sleep kind of orgasm.
This is the kind that will definitely wake the neighbours and possibly even the dead.
You’re welcome. I was just feeling really generous and in a great mood cause I got interviewed on radio this morning, Maties FM to be precise, the Stellenbosch University campus station.
What’s that you say? You’re suicidally depressed because you missed the interview? Cheer up buddy ‘ol pal, once I get WordPress to do what I fucking paid $19.97 for it to do, you’ll be able to hear it.
Enjoy the orgasm